Is this a known thing? Listen, I’ve been seeing this guy on my screen on College Gameday for as long as I can remember and it just donned on me that this guy has looked the same ever since. So I did a little bit of research and found out this guy is 81 fucking years old? What is this guy drinking! I’ll be long gone before I even get a sniff of turning 81 and this guy looks better than me. I look like a fat gross fuck compared to this guy and he has like a million years on me. Just ain’t right.

Can I fix this? Probably.


But I think it’s a known thing you won’t see my ass in a gym anytime soon. And for that, I gotta give props to Corso. Guy’s doing something right.